Display results as :

Rechercher Advanced Search

Latest topics
» The Special Album
Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:52 pm by Chris Ball

» The Special Album
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:51 am by Chris Ball

» Historical Carp Waters book
Mon Nov 13, 2017 1:24 pm by Gary Bills

» your type of carp fishing
Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:14 pm by Gary Bills

» Check out our events coming up!
Mon Feb 15, 2016 4:03 pm by Stoney

Wed Jan 06, 2016 12:58 pm by Gary Bills

» Fish recognising an anglers voice !
Tue Dec 08, 2015 3:39 pm by Gary Bills

» Link to Carp Society Show
Wed Nov 18, 2015 3:21 pm by Stoney

» Event Details
Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:26 am by Stoney

Poo blic speaking !!!

Go down

Poo blic speaking !!!

Post by Stoney on Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:07 pm

I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, one of which was already occupied.

So I entered the vacant one and dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice from the next cubicle said "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude, replied "Yeah not too bad thanks".

After a pause I heard the voice again, "So, what are you up to mate?"
Again I answered somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo....How about yourself?"

I then heard the voice for the third time...."Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back, I've got some idiot in the next loo answering everything I say!"

See Ya Soon  Very Happy

Posts : 856
Join date : 2012-08-02
Age : 66
Location : Biggin Hill

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Back to top

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum